You’re so F**king Croydon!

You’re SO F**king Croydon!’ is a bold, unapologetic dive into the female working-class experience and noughties club culture, seamlessly blending music, dance, comedy, spoken word, and Croydon’s most infamous celebrities.

“It was my nemesis, I hated Croydon with a real vengeance. It represented everything I didn’t want in my life, everything I wanted to get away from. I think it’s the most derogatory thing I can say about somebody or something: ‘God, it’s so f**king Croydon!’” – David Bowie

Set against the gritty backdrop of Croydon’s reputation, this dynamic and interactive show aims to challenge Bowies quote. It’s not just a story about a place, but about every woman who’s been defined by where she comes from. With a cheeky “Love of Huns” aesthetic and a euphoric ‘Save the Last Dance’-esque finale, the show celebrates resilience, power, and the refusal to be pigeonholed.

Whether you’ve walked Croydon’s streets or not, this show resonates with humour, heart, and a strut down memory lane, featuring David Bowie in the most unexpected ways.